It was friday the 13th, but I knew it was my lucky day, and she was my lucky lady, when I found that tiny black piece with some strings in the sofa.
- So dear, tell me, when did you have to wear an eye patch?
- That’s not an eye patch, idiot, it’s a thong for the beach.
- Then where’s the other part of the bikini?
- Which other part? There’s no other part!
*grin* *gruntle*
- Anyway, don’t touch it, it’s not even mine.
- Oh…
*tear*
- I only use red ones. That’s my roomate’s one. Did I tell you she’s bisexual? That’s something we discovered together…
*blackout*